Just like humans, the animal kingdom is not only about procreation but recreation, including hetero- and homosexuality, monogamy and promiscuity, masturbation, arousal, love and aggression, intersex and transgender.

‘I would do anything Tim [Burton] wanted me to.

Подпись: Birds and the bees Zoophilia comes from the Greek for humans sexually attracted to animals, while bestiality refers to sexual activity. 4* The male bedbug has to drill an opening into the female using his curved penis. 4* The prairie vole is monogamous, unusual in animals. 4* Some lions mate more than 50 times a day. 4* The pig's corkscrew-shaped penis can provide orgasms that last for 30 minutes. 4* About every tenth black-headed gull couple is lesbian. 4* Some species are both sexual and asexual. 4* Turkeys can reproduce without having sex - this is called parthenogenesis. 4* Snakes have two sex organs. 4* Some mammals have an erectile bone. 4* Orang-utans make dildos out of bark and wood. 4* The walrus's penis is the longest of any living mammal and reaches up to 30 inches.

You know – have sex with an aardvark. I would do it.’ Johnny Depp

SEXY BEASTSSome US zoos hold sex tours on Valentine’s Day, providing champagne and uplifting stories of the inmates’ lovemaking.

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SEXY BEASTSDenmark and Norway have no bestiality laws. As long as the animals are not harmed, it is legal for humans to engage in sex with them at bordellos. One farmer said he was surprised by the distance his customers travelled to hook up with his animals.

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